Wrapped up

After all the toys were delivered, all the parents throwing away gilded paper and bows, Santa still had a few things to do before he could hop on a plane with Mrs. Claus and head for their vacation home in Aruba.  Mrs C. just got her knockers upgraded to a 48DDD and Santa had plans!

But alas, those milky melons had to wait.

He had to make a deposit.

On the Island of Misfit Sexual Toys.

On that bleak and wintry place, landed the toys that dd not provide pleasure. Not jut the faulty vibrators but the broken and ill-fitting humans, too.

Santa had a full load, with men who talked too much during sex, men who would nor reciprocate oral, women who held out for weeks on end, those with no imagination, the emotionally needy, the passive-aggressive  and the Bible-thumpers.

He dropped of without fail every year sizable numbers these misfits, until the Island was packed with people that were not fit for sexual consumption.

Luckily, Santa had ingenious elves who were able to claim more of the barren peaks for them, so they all fit.

So, make your  list and check it twice. Santa will gladly pick up any sexual reject that needs to be exiled.

~ by daturainoxia on January 8, 2009.