Such a good girl

Musings on Goody Two Shoes, circa 1766 and a Moral life lesson, part two.

Little Ms Goody-Two shoes was rescued from the shame of penury by a gracious wealthy man.

She was so poor, she only had one pair of platform stripper shoes. Poor girl, she.

Once the kind gentleman brought her a pair, her heart filled with joy, which spilled from her lips to the ears of others.

Later in life, she became a professional dance teacher and the fortunate wife of a rich widower.

Unlike some other girls, she followed the house rules and did not have sex in the Champagne Room.

Virtue and perseverance are rewarded, as we have oft heard.

Let us formulate a new lesson, as it stands:

A pampered head makes a sweetly sucking Mouth.
Don’t close your lips upon another man’s hard cock.

A raging hard-on is Folly, unless a wise woman hath the use of it.
Use silk sheets, hot words and ride until your heart is content

Parted pussy lips catch more cum than naked tits.

To shag a duplicitous ex’s loyal friend is truly the best revenge.

Vigour in the 69 position is a cure for all arguments.

Where the vibrator goes, pleasure will follow.

Note for cheaters: When one’s deluded spouse enters the hotel room, one’s divorce lawyer had better be near the courthouse door.

Lingerie is Fortune’s right Hand, and  doggy-style is her left.

Save much of your cash allowance, or you ne’er will be worth a buck when your sugar daddy refuses with you to further fuck.

~ by daturainoxia on November 30, 2008.